Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Why Men are Never Depressed


WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People--
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks and engines.
A ten-day holiday requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Your underwear is £8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original colour.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.

I had to laugh at this because it's probably true...and obviously British...and surprisingly not potty humor. Thanks for sharing Alanna...

13 comments:

Sue said...

Good one!

=D

Eva Gallant said...

Too freakin' true!!

just stopping by to say hi from SITS; hope you'll do the same!

Laurel @ Ducks in a Row said...

So funny. I have no comeback for it, either.

Magic Brush said...

The "doing your nails with a pocket knife" is killin' me. Horrible visual. I think I have seen that done one time when I was a waitress by a table I was waiting on. EWWWWW!!!

nikkicrumpet said...

Totally true....but then they need all that good stuff to put up with us!!!

Mocha Dad said...

It's great to be a man.

mtlarsen's said...

tee hee!!!

MOMSWEB said...

LOL! Gotta share this one with hubby. LOL!

Heather said...

SO true! They really do have it easier. I wouldn't trade them places, but I take every opportunity to point out to Chris how easy he has it :)

Kelly's Ideas said...

Funny and oh so very true.

love,
Kelly

http://www.ivebecomemymother.com

sharon said...

Hilarious and true - Dad even agreed! Love you!!

Fiauna said...

That's really, really good--and true. Shame.

Kara said...

This is just hysterical! Thanks for a great laugh this morning. So glad you stopped by my blog, because I needed this today. :)

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