In my head at Walmart in the Pharmacy line....

Crap...the line for prescriptions is soooooo long.  And everyone is sooooo old.  I am really out of place here.  All I want is my monthly prescription. Seriously.  Why is this line always so long....

Holy crap...that old guy just almost took out that display in his cart....oh....wait...he just did.

Hmmmmm.....I wonder how many calories are in those protein bars over there.  If they're under 300, I may just rip one open right now....do they have sugar in them?

Wonder if I'll hear from Chloe today....hmmm...what time is it in Spain? Wait. Chloe is in Spain.  Holy freakin' cow...Chloe is in Spain.  What the hey was I thinking?  Oh crap...

I wonder if she'll remember to get me some Spain candy.

What the freak is taking so long?  Doesn't anyone know how to use their debit cards?  Seriously.  I called in my prescription and it's just sitting there, can't someone just let me get my pills?

Don't forget the deodorant...don't forget the deodorant.

Check out that grandma in her jammies.  Nice jammies.  Wish I was in my jammies.  Does she know she's in her jammies?

Oh my gosh...are those two old ladies twins?  Wait...are they?  Holy cow...they are twins.  Hey....it's Brooke and Alexis' birthday today.  I forgot to send cards....

I wonder why they never have more than one person working this counter.  Every time I come in here there's a long line.  Do these people all really need 14 medications?  Come on....for the love of...

One person to go then it's my turn.  It'll be my luck if the lady at the counter decides it's time for her break when it's my turn.  That always happens.

Whoa...what is that smell?

Did I just say that out loud?  I'm pretty sure the lady in front of me just heard me sigh.

Freak...it's about time...my turn....what?  You want to know my birthdate...uh....I got nothing....