You know when you have to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night but you don't want to turn the light on because you don't want to wake up all the way?
And when you are finished with your bathroom business you reach over in the dark and the toilet paper roll is empty?
And lucky for you, you can reach over in the dark and replace it with another roll without turning on the light?
But then you spin the roll and you can't get it open? The adhesive is too strong or you can't find the end?
So then you beat it to death for a few panicked seconds and curse the idiot who left you in this predicament?
And then you finally catch a piece only to have it shred in layers instead of unrolling the way it should?
By this point you are already wide awake so what was the point in leaving the light off because now you're going to have to turn it on any way?
Does this happen to anyone else?
And it me or is anyone else out there feeling pretty darn near hopeless about the state of our country?